Businessmen are Like Athletes

Businessmen are like athletes; liberals are like your mom.    Just for fun.

On each of these there is an up-tick and on each a down-tick.  But they are interesting, even if you disagree. They are stated in universal terms formed that way mostly for contrast.  If you agree with the only the first set, you may be a liberal; if you agree with only the second set you may be a conservative.  If you agree with both sets, well then where does that place you???  In the middle?  This cannot be.  There is no middle anymore.  If you disagree with both, I dunno.

Businessmen are like athletes.
1. You will rarely hear of a businessman that gave his competitors every possible break, and never took advantage.
2. You will rarely hear of a businessman that did not compute his possible gain in a business transaction.
3. You will rarely hear of a businessman that will not hesitate to cut loses when the ship is sinking.
4. You will rarely hear of a businessman who is not proud of making money.
5. You will rarely hear of a businessman who disdains success.

Liberals are like your mom.
1. You will rarely hear of a liberal who believes in smaller government.
2. You will rarely hear of a liberal who believes all people should take full responsibiity for their lives.
3. You will rarely hear of a liberal who believes some people are incompetent, or worthless, or vile.
4. You will rarely hear of a liberal who declines to spend when money is available.
5. You will rarely hear of a liberal who doesn't believe that with just a little more money spent, things will not get better.