Possible Dream Quotes

I'm sure this one will get me in trouble.  It is offered only tongue-in-cheek,  total accuracy not implied.  It seems to be differentiated on both sides.  Enjoy.

• ·         Pelosi: I want to pass more laws I haven’t read.
• ·         Schummer: I’ll do anything I’m told.
• ·         Boehner: I don’t like it.
• ·         Paul: this is unjust for the people and for the government to enact.
• ·         Christie: I am for my state no matter what I need to do.
• ·         Obama: I’m no Dick Cheney.
• ·         Durbin: Chicago politicians own me.  I obey.
• ·         Romney: I believe in the goodness of man.
• ·         Priebus: I just don’t know what happened.
• ·         Cheney: We did what we had to.  I’m no Obama
• ·         Palen: I’m against most everything liberal.
• ·         Rick Santorum: Forget internationalism.  Let’s fight gay rights.
• ·         Alexander: I promise, we make inquiries only with a court order.
• ·         McCain: We should be more aggressive about supporting whomever.
• ·         Rubio: Gotta do something to move up the chain.
• ·         Clinton: What matter does it make now?
• ·         Kim Jong Un: We want only peace.
• ·         Admaninejad: Our nuclear program is only for peaceful energy.
• ·         Xi Jinping:  We’re not spying on anybody.
• ·         Putin: Fuck off. We’ll do what we want.